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Content Mom come here pick me up NOKIA HR is on Programmer Humor again ALWAYS HAS BEEN In WAIT, EVERYONE IS FROM HR

Oh. My. GOD. This is what happens when you put string concatenation in a job interview! 🤦‍♂️ The interviewer asks what '2' + '2' equals, expecting a proper mathematician to say 4. But our GENIUS candidate answers "22" because in most programming languages, adding two strings with plus signs just SMASHES them together! And what does the IT department do? HIRE THIS PERSON IMMEDIATELY! Because only a TRUE developer would see quotes and think "string concatenation" instead of math. The rest of humanity is just living in DENIAL!

Content Nat "superstar" Alison tesseralis programmers: n000oo you have to give your variables descriptive names V mathematicians: haha function go f(r, r,r, r, ,r,r, r,r,r,r) 4:19 AM May 10, 2020 Twitter Web App 1.1K Retweets 5.9K Likes ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Me: just wrote 384 lines of unsaved code My computer: I have decided that I want to die

Content YOU CAN'T SPY ON ME THROUGH MY WEBCAM Openin Mon Tot-Thur LINUX DRIVERS NOT WORKING

Content That's all 40 Sheep What? We should only have 37!? I know, I rounded them up.