The Programmer's Emotional Metronome

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The Programmer's Emotional Metronome

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The eternal duality of a programmer's existence, captured in a single metronome. One moment you're solving impossible bugs and feeling like you've harnessed the secrets of the universe. The next? Your code inexplicably breaks and suddenly you're questioning every life choice that led to this career. The metronome never stops swinging between these extremes - there is no middle ground in software development, only the oscillation between godlike omnipotence and catastrophic self-doubt. It's basically bipolar disorder with a compiler.

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