// TODO Fix this later

Ah, the mythical "one hour fix" - the unicorn of software development that's spotted about as often as a bug-free release. The first panel acts like we should naively believe developers' time estimates, while the second panel reveals the punchline - you'll be sending passive-aggressive Slack messages for days because that "quick fix" somehow morphed into a weekend-destroying refactoring nightmare. It's not that developers are liars... they're just optimistic time travelers who genuinely believe they exist in a parallel universe where unexpected dependencies and Stack Overflow outages don't exist.

Content Junior devs writing comments: STOP THIS IS A STOP SIGN

Content Me: finally finds and fixes that one annoying error in my code My code: There is another

Content HARD CODING

Oh boy, this shirt is basically an SQL query for dating preferences, written by someone who clearly needs to update their human interaction drivers. The query starts off innocently enough with SELECT * FROM "GIRLS" WHERE age BETWEEN 18 and 20 (standard database filtering), but then spirals into a creepy checklist with boyfriend = false , is_cute = true , etc. The real bug in this code isn't the syntax—it's the programmer's social algorithm. Guaranteed to return ERROR: No matches found (and several restraining orders). The perfect shirt for announcing "I treat women like database entries" to the entire coffee shop!

Content Me, scolding my code at 1 AM when it keeps failing at runtime. Whoever threw that EXCEPTION your mom's a hoe