This Wont Stop Me But It Does Hurt Alittle

The four stages of revisiting your old code: shock, disbelief, existential crisis, and finally the crushing realization that past-you was a complete psychopath. First it's "Why would anyone write this abomination?" Then slowly the horrifying truth dawns on you - you are the monster who created this nightmare of nested if-statements and variables named 'temp1', 'temp2', and the classic 'finalFinalREALFINAL'. The worst part? That moment when you finally understand your own twisted logic and think "Oh, that's actually kind of clever" - right before realizing you now have to maintain this clever monstrosity for another year.

Content Roses are red, Violets are blue, How that stack overflow code fixed my bug I have no fucking clue

Content Github protected your PC Github SmartScreen prevented an unrecognized repository from cloning. Cloning this repository might put your PC at risk. Repository: torvaldslinux Publisher: Unknown publisher Clone anyway Don't clone

Content Big Data: What is it? Big Data is like teenage sex: Everyone talks about it Nobody really knows how to do it Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it So, everyone claims they are doing it.

Content HARD CODING

Content Gentlemen, with deep sorrow I inform you today I lost all my open web browser tabs