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Content In computer science, Linda is a coordination model that aids communication in parallel computing environments. David Gelernter wrote the first version of Linda as a Ph.D candidate in 1979, naming it after Linda Lovelace, who appeared in the pornographic film Deep Throat. imoflip.com

Ah, the classic "I've been debugging for 14 hours straight" documentation. That's not a programming language—that's the ancient dialect of Sleep Deprivation Scripting . When your brain hits that special state where you start drawing circuit diagrams that make perfect sense at 3AM but look like hieroglyphics from an alien civilization the next morning. The "9 Hour Work Day" note at the bottom is especially poetic—we all know those 9 hours somehow stretched into eternity. This isn't a bug—it's a journey into madness. And that pen strategically placed on the keyboard? That's to prevent himself from typing any more "solutions" that would require another rewrite of the entire codebase.

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Content GETTING A NEW MAC STUDIO if you're bad at CODING and you get this machine, you'll still be bad at CODING but just faster.