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The eternal battle between Linux update strategies, beautifully illustrated by someone who's clearly spent too much time staring at a terminal. Top panel: "Here's how to keep Linux updated for normal humans" - followed by a list of options that would make any sane person question their life choices. Manual updates that will eventually kill your system? Hard pass. Bottom panel: The character suddenly perks up at options that would make any system administrator weep tears of joy. Immutable systems with automatic updates? Rolling releases with daily snapshots? It's the perfect encapsulation of how Linux users gradually transform from "I just want my computer to work" to "I need my system to update itself 47 times daily while maintaining perfect atomic snapshots with zero downtime." The addiction is real.

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THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of password systems! First, they have the NERVE to tell you your password is wrong THREE TIMES IN A ROW. Then, when you're finally ready to throw your device into the nearest volcano, they force you to reset it. BUT WAIT! The final betrayal - "New password can't be old password." EXCUSE ME?! I literally just spent 20 minutes remembering that password, and now you're telling me I can't use it?! Shrek's face perfectly captures that moment of pure, unadulterated rage when the system basically says "I know exactly what your old password is, I just won't accept it." The digital equivalent of someone holding your keys above your head while you jump for them! 😤

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