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Content Matt Parker standupmaths V I've been married to DrLucie for the better part of a decade (plus many years prior) and I only just discovered today that when programming: for a loop-in-a-loop after '" I use "" but she uses "'. Genius. Marriage really is a never-ending journey of discovery. 4:46 30 Dec 20 Echofon 57 Retweets 16 Quote Tweets 1,326 Likes 17

Content VBA after breaking its 2-year streak of being the most dreaded language in the Stack Overflow Survey: VBA VBA VBA VBAS RUST (cibjure Typescript 1 Elixir 2 Julia 5 Objective-c MATLAB VBA 35 36 37 COBOL 38

Little Tim tried to hack his way onto the nice list with a SQL injection attack, but Santa's not having it. The kid literally tried to use INSERT INTO [NiceList] SELECT * FROM [NaughtyList];-- to move everyone from the naughty list to the nice list. The real kicker? Santa's running his operation on "several dozen interconnected Excel spreadsheets, like a professional." That's the most terrifying part of this whole scenario. Imagine tracking billions of children's moral behavior in Excel. Absolute nightmare fuel for any data engineer.

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Content Jade Abbott alienelf My first tattoo will probably be: v tar -xvzf file.tar.gz Then I'll never need to look it up again 6:24 PM 19 Mar 19 Twitter Web Client 1,201 Retweets 8,225 Likes

Content Spiders are the only web developers that are happy to find bugs