They Don't Get It

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They Don't Get It

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When you're trying to explain why the production server is on fire because someone pushed directly to main at 4:47 PM on a Friday, and your non-technical friend is like "just turn it off and on again?" The sheer existential dread of being comforted by someone who thinks CSS is a government agency. These adorable kittens hugging it out represent the well-meaning but utterly clueless consolation you get when you're spiraling about merge conflicts, race conditions, or why the code works on your machine but nowhere else in the known universe. They mean well, bless their hearts, but they'll never understand the soul-crushing weight of a "works on my machine" situation or the horror of discovering your entire database backup script has been failing silently for six months.

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