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Content Right! We should have had this deployed Yesterday Do it now! You should have planned it a month ago

Content TEXTBOOK STACKOVERFLOW YOUTUBE VIDEO RECORDED WITH UNREGISTERED HYPERCAM USING NOTEPAD INSTRUCTIONS WRITTEN IN REAL TIME

Frontend development in a nutshell. Two contradicting articles with the exact opposite titles, both written with absolute conviction. One says "Web Components Are Not the Future" while the other declares "Web Components ARE the Future." This is why junior devs stare blankly at their screens when asked which framework to learn. The entire web ecosystem is just senior developers confidently disagreeing with each other in Medium articles.

Content DO YOU POST YOUR CODE ON FACEBOOK? OF COURSE geek poke DIDN'T YOU SAY TO ME IT NEEDS MORE COMMENTS? CODE COMMENTING MADE EASY

Content Senior programmers when their boss said Al will replace them (LAUGHING) Junior programmers when their boss said Al will replace them (CRYING)

The classic programmer's dilemma: spending half a day automating what could be done manually in minutes. Sure, the math doesn't check out if you only need to do it once, but that smug beach photo says it all. Nothing beats the satisfaction of writing a script that makes a repetitive task disappear forever. The real ROI isn't the time saved—it's the smugness gained. We don't automate because it's practical; we automate because we're too stubborn to do the same thing twice.