Then Vs Now

Back in 2009, we sat at our desks with terrible posture, a basic monitor, and the same dead-inside expression. Fast forward to 2026, and we've upgraded to RGB everything, a gaming chair that cost more than our first car, an ultrawide monitor... and somehow the exact same dead-inside expression.

Turns out throwing money at ergonomic gear and fancy setups doesn't cure the existential dread of debugging legacy code or sitting through another sprint retrospective. The hardware evolved, the salary might've improved, but the soul? Still running on the same deprecated emotional framework from 2009.

At least now we're miserable in 4K with lumbar support.