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The eternal dilemma of debugging memory issues: do you fix it properly (the responsible adult choice) or just throw another malloc() at the problem and pray? Meanwhile, your soul slowly leaves your body after spending 6 hours tracking down a segmentation fault with absolutely no helpful stack trace. That's the special kind of hell reserved for C/C++ developers who forgot to free their memory somewhere 2,000 lines ago. Nothing builds character quite like staring at memory addresses until your eyes bleed!

Corporate: "Can you spot the difference between a gold bar and a high-end GPU?" Developers in 2024: "They're the same picture." With GPUs costing as much as precious metals these days, training that fancy ML model might require a second mortgage. Remember when we just worried about RAM prices? Those were simpler times.

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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of Python using a plain TEXT file for dependencies! 💀 JavaScript developers clutching their precious package.json files like it's the holy grail, only to discover Python developers are out here living like BARBARIANS with requirements.txt! It's like discovering your sophisticated neighbor who judges your IKEA furniture actually sleeps on a MATTRESS ON THE FLOOR. The betrayal! The drama! The simplicity that somehow... just... works?!