The Irony

The perfect excuse for writing completely incomprehensible code! Why bother with comments when your colleagues can just admire your abstract expressionism in Python? Nothing says "senior developer" like code that requires a PhD in cryptography to understand. Future maintainers should feel privileged to decode your genius—it's not spaghetti code, it's deconstructivist programming . Next time your code review gets rejected, just tell them they're philistines who don't appreciate fine art. Your variable naming convention isn't "confusing"—it's avant-garde .

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Content No Code No code is the best way to write secure and reliable applications. Write nothing; deploy nowhere. Getting Started Start by not writing any code. This is just an example application, but imagine it doing anything you want. Adding new features is easy too: The possibilities are endless.

Content X I'm going to store a lot of structured data X In a database right? In a database right?

Content the genie looking at me after i wish to make silicon an insulator

Content POV: You're on the Dunning-Kruger slope and you just started your first job in IT