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This is peak programmer humor right here. The cake says "Happy 17th Birthday" but there are only 8 candles. Why? Because 17 in decimal (base-10) equals 10001 in binary (base-2), which has exactly 5 digits. Someone actually bothered to light only the 1st and 5th candles (reading right to left) to represent the binary digits. The other candles remain unlit to represent zeros. So yes, technically there ARE 17 candles on this cake... if you're fluent in binary. Whoever made this cake deserves a promotion to Senior Cake Engineer.

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Spotted in the wild: the elusive Vim purist, a developer so hardcore they've rejected modern comforts like autocomplete, AI assistants, and even search engines. This rare specimen navigates Arch Linux solely through cryptic man pages while typing raw code on a battle-scarred ThinkPad. It's like watching someone choose to chisel code into stone tablets when everyone else is using power tools. The "psychopath" label might be harsh, but let's be honest—this is the same energy as someone who insists on churning their own butter while living next door to a grocery store.

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