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The classic "major update" lie we've all fallen for. Marketing announces a groundbreaking version bump, you eagerly check the changelog, and it's literally just "fixed typo in documentation" and "updated dependencies." The cat's shocked face perfectly captures that moment when you realize you waited three weeks for what could've been a git commit message reading "oops lol." The worst part? Someone definitely argued for hours about whether this qualified as a major, minor, or patch version change.

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