Decision tree Memes

The most honest programming language flowchart in existence. Doesn't matter if you want money, have friends, like snakes, use Windows, or question your humanity—the answer is always Rust. It's like that friend who recommends the same restaurant regardless of what cuisine you're in the mood for. The Rust evangelism task force strikes again! What's hilarious is how the flowchart pretends to offer choices while leading you down a predetermined path. Classic bait-and-switch, just like when management asks for your "input" on the tech stack for the new project.