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That moment when your backend dev says "I'll handle the UI this time" and suddenly your website looks like India's electrical infrastructure. Backend folks have a special talent for turning 20 lines of CSS into whatever this cable nightmare is. "It works on my machine" they say, while the rest of us need therapy after seeing their div placement. The functionality is there... it's just buried under 500 tangled wires and absolutely zero concern for user experience.

The duality of computing in one perfect meme! On the left, we've got Buff Doge calculating the millionth Fibonacci number faster than you can finish reading about it—pure computational flex. Meanwhile, Crying Doge on the right is having an existential crisis trying to run a decades-old game that probably required less processing power than your smart fridge. Nothing captures the absurdity of modern computing better than having machines that can simulate nuclear explosions but choke on legacy code written when dial-up was considered high-tech. The true paradox of our industry: simultaneously too powerful and not compatible enough.