The Ultimate Tech Support Escape Plan

Content Junior devs: Not documenting code forgetting how it works Senior devs: clean code heloviles extensive documentation readmes forgetting how it works

Content When you're a programmer and see a hacking scene in a movie He is just updating the system and installing random packages

Content 6 STAGES OF DEBUGGING 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?

Remember when game devs hand-crafted assembly code to squeeze every cycle out of the PS2? Now they just throw more lights at the problem and hope DLSS will save them. Modern devs staring at their RTX 5090 wondering why their unoptimized mess runs like a slideshow. "But I added ray-tracing!" Yeah, and your grass simulation is calculating the aerodynamics of each individual blade. Maybe learn to write a shader that doesn't require NASA's computing budget.

Content Carla CodesCarla When writing JavaScript I want to yell "Screw this!" Except I can't remember what "this' refers to 5:11 PM 12820 Twitter Web App

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