The Ultimate Tech Support Escape Plan

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The Ultimate Tech Support Escape Plan

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The ultimate family tech support escape plan. CS degree holder discovers that coming out as "lightbulb.jpg" is far more effective than explaining for the 500th time that "turning it off and on again" actually works. The sheer genius of trading occasional holiday dinners for never having to fix Aunt Karen's printer that "worked fine yesterday." Modern problems require modern solutions - and sometimes those solutions involve getting disowned. Worth it.

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