The existential crisis of memory allocation! That moment when you realize a single boolean value—which only needs to represent true or false—consumes an entire byte of memory. The computer literally reserves 8 bits when you only need 1 bit, wasting 87.5% of the allocated space. It's the digital equivalent of buying an eight-bedroom mansion just to store a single paperclip. No wonder she's crying—the inefficiency is physically painful to anyone who's ever optimized code to save precious bytes. Memory waste is the real tragedy nobody talks about.
The Tragic Truth About Boolean Storage
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