The Tab Hoarder's Manifesto

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The sweet release of a RAM-induced system crash – nature's way of telling you to take a break. Nothing says "professional developer" like treating your browser like a deranged filing cabinet. Why organize bookmarks when you can just sacrifice 16GB of RAM to the Chrome gods? That satisfying moment when your fans start screaming like they're auditioning for a jet engine and Task Manager becomes completely unresponsive... pure bliss. It's not a memory leak, it's a "forced productivity reset technique."

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