The Tab Hoarder's Manifesto

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this person claiming they "use C++ in JavaScript" only to reveal they're just using the increment operator (c++) in a basic for loop! 💀 This is like saying you're fluent in Italian because you can order a pizza! The absolute BETRAYAL when they show their "C++" code and it's just a pathetic little counter printing numbers with line breaks. And everyone's losing their minds laughing because it's the programming equivalent of saying you're a chef because you can make toast. THE DRAMA! THE DECEPTION!

That moment when you open your old project and stare at your own code like it was written by a cryptic alien civilization. No comments, no documentation, just pure chaos that somehow worked. The worst part? You were so proud of those "clever" one-liners that now make absolutely zero sense. Future you always pays for past you's shortcuts.

Every dev knows that feeling when someone suggests a Friday deployment. Suddenly the whole team turns into a hit squad ready to take you out. The unspoken rule of "thou shalt not deploy on Friday" exists for a reason—nobody wants their weekend ruined by production fires while they're three beers deep at happy hour. The true violence isn't the guns; it's forcing your team to debug a broken API when they should be starting their weekend.

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