The Rewrite Crusader

Refactoring Legacy code Overengineering Batman Codebase Code reviews Rewrite Tech debt Bonjour Nuclear option

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The Rewrite Crusader

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That one developer who lurks silently in code reviews until they can suggest a complete rewrite. Nothing brings joy like suggesting nuclear options for trivial problems. "Oh, you found a small bug in the login form? Have you considered rebuilding the entire authentication system in Rust?" The Batman "Bonjour" perfectly captures that moment when you pop out of nowhere with the most unnecessarily dramatic solution possible. Classic senior developer move - fixing a paper cut with a chainsaw.

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