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The Rewrite Crusader

Programming Git Debugging

1 month ago 148.0K views 0 shares

The Rewrite Crusader

That one developer who lurks silently in code reviews until they can suggest a complete rewrite. Nothing brings joy like suggesting nuclear options for trivial problems. "Oh, you found a small bug in the login form? Have you considered rebuilding the entire authentication system in Rust?" The Batman "Bonjour" perfectly captures that moment when you pop out of nowhere with the most unnecessarily dramatic solution possible. Classic senior developer move - fixing a paper cut with a chainsaw.

It Happens Sometimes

Frontend Webdev Programming Debugging

4 months ago 217.2K views 0 shares

It Happens Sometimes

The universal law of client demos: make a "tiny" CSS tweak right before presenting, and suddenly a wild bug appears out of nowhere saying "Bonjour!" The Murphy's Law of frontend development states that the probability of embarrassing bugs approaches 100% the moment a client is watching. That one-pixel adjustment you thought was harmless? It just broke the entire layout in Safari on odd-numbered iPhone models while Mercury is in retrograde.