The Programmer's Definition Of Happiness

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The Programmer's Definition Of Happiness

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The bar for happiness in programming is so low it's practically a tripping hazard in hell. "Only crying 3 times" is apparently a win! That's not emotional damage—that's just Tuesday. The best part? We're all nodding along thinking "just 3 times? Must've been a productive day!" Meanwhile non-programmers wonder why we voluntarily subject ourselves to this psychological torture disguised as a profession. It's like Stockholm syndrome but with semicolons.

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