The Programmer's Definition Of Happiness

Content NAVY me realizing in gonna have to teach myself my profresor rambling about anything but programming WS UR

Content Jonty Wareing jonty Among OS A virtual machine that all players log into Players are assigned JIRA tickets for configuration issues to fix The imposter attempts to brick the machine before they are identified IRC bot that allows chat when someone runs meeting blocks all vm traffic

The eternal cold war between Developers and Marketing, perfectly captured in a Star Trek format. Marketing thinks they're besties collaborating on the company mission, while Developers are silently calculating how many more "urgent priority changes" they can handle before rage-quitting to a cabin in the woods. The only thing these departments have in common is mutual bewilderment at each other's existence. Marketing's enthusiastic "Yes" paired with the Developer's deadpan "No" is basically every product meeting I've sat through for the last decade.

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Content Got any fatherly advice for me? Almost everything can be coded with only with if else and loops Work your ass to learn beyond that

Content 1 programmed a clock once and by the end of it I realized I never wanted to have children so they would never have the possibility of having to program a fucking clock