The Programmer's Definition Of Happiness

Content Kids in my group in the project The teacher Me showing off my shitty code with 60ifs

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Content Asking a question on StackOverflow be like Downvotes That's a stupid question Read the documentation Here's what you did wrong, this snippet should help YOU That one guy, who actually? read the question You should stop using That framelvork Me 10 TO

The universal debugging technique that shouldn't work but somehow does. When your code throws errors, make zero changes, hit run again, and suddenly it works flawlessly. The digital equivalent of blowing into a Nintendo cartridge. Computer science degrees cost $100k to teach you that sometimes the machine just needs a moment to think about what it did wrong.

Content rtodayilearned Enviado por 3h 3 3, 3 prmios TIL about the Navajo practice of leaving a small imperfection in every item they create. Since they incorporate part of themselves into anything they make, this imperfection creates a "spirit pathway" that allows their spirit to escape. GENTLEMEN IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE THAT I ANNOUNCE I AM GOING FULL NAVAJO AND I WILL NOT REMOVE BUGS FROM MY CODE I DON'T WANT MY SPIRIT TO BE LOCKED IN MY PROGRAMS.

Content Casually executing a delete statement You forgot the where clause