The most annoying thing that happened to me yesterday

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When someone says "Please follow protocol," normal people think of rules and procedures. But programmers? We immediately start wondering which protocol they're talking about! This meme brilliantly captures that moment with a menacing character surrounded by a chaotic swarm of networking and communication protocols - TCP, UDP, HTTP, MQTT, Bluetooth, and many more. It's like the programmer's brain going into overdrive: "You want me to follow protocol? WHICH ONE OF THESE DEMONS DO YOU MEAN?!" The irony is perfect - while most people use "protocol" in a general sense, programmers live in a world where we juggle dozens of specific technical protocols daily. And let's be honest, choosing the wrong one can absolutely turn you into that terrifying creature in the image when your system inevitably crashes and burns. 😂

This programmer just executed the most beautiful integer overflow exploit in history! First wishing for wishes to be counted as an unsigned 32-bit integer (max value: 4,294,967,295 wishes), then ensuring the subtraction happens after the wish completes (avoiding the "no more wishes" rule), and finally wishing for 0 wishes which causes an underflow to 4,294,967,295! The genie's face says it all - he just got absolutely destroyed by a classic buffer overflow vulnerability. This is what happens when you don't sanitize your inputs, magical beings!

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