The Corporate Dictator's Coding Method

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THE ABSOLUTE DRAMA of accidentally deleting your code instead of copying it! You're sitting there, heart PLUMMETING to your stomach, life flashing before your eyes, career LITERALLY OVER... and then you remember Ctrl+Z exists. Suddenly you're hugging your computer like this cat, whispering sweet nothings to your undead zombie code that just rose from the digital grave. The emotional rollercoaster from "I'M RUINED FOREVER" to "never mind teehee" happens in approximately 0.5 seconds. We've all been there, frantically petting our laptops in gratitude when the undo function saves us from our own chaotic fingers!

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