The Corporate Dictator's Coding Method

development Software engineering Code review Bad practices Comments Coding style Power move Intimidation

Programming Debugging

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The Corporate Dictator's Coding Method

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The ultimate power move: writing your entire program in the comments section like you're dictating to a room of terrified junior devs. No IDE. No version control. Just raw intimidation and questionable life choices. Bonus points if you're wearing a suit while doing it. The perfect intersection of "I'm too important to write my own code" and "I don't trust any of you to understand my vision without me spelling it out character by character."

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