The Corporate Dictator's Coding Method

Ah, the ancient architectural marvel of "I'll fix it later" engineering! This stone bridge with its bizarre double-arch structure perfectly represents what happens when you push your janky code to production while whispering sweet nothings about "cleaning it up in the refactor." The bridge is somehow still standing despite looking like it was designed by three different engineers who never spoke to each other. Just like your codebase after six months of "temporary fixes" and "we'll document this later" commits. Spoiler alert: The refactor never comes. That bridge has probably been "temporary" since 1873, much like your workaround for that authentication bug from 2019.

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Content When you write code without reading the documentation but somehow it still works

Content MEAT SAM FINALLY KNOWINGHOW TO FIX MYCODE. To the computer.

Content "Dad, what IDE was the first IDE coded in?" "It was coded in a text editor. You just need a compiler" "How was the first compiler coded?" "It was written in assembly." "How was the first assembler created?" "Well, it was written in machine code" "But how did they write machine code?" "Editing the RAM using special hardware I assume." "How does the CPU.." "Jeeez just ask me where kids come from. This is a lot easier!"

Content 19:43 Wed 19 Oct 100