The Light Side? I Think Not

The unholy screeching sound you hear isn't Tom the cat—it's me recoiling from someone suggesting I use a light IDE theme. My retinas have been carefully calibrated to the soothing darkness of my development environment since 2007, thank you very much. Nothing says "I don't value my eyeballs" quite like coding on what is essentially a digital flashlight. Dark mode isn't just a preference, it's a lifestyle choice and a sacred covenant among developers who code past 8 PM.