The Light Side? I Think Not

The FAANG junior dev superiority complex is too real. While architects at normal companies are designing complex systems with years of experience, FAANG juniors are strutting around like they've solved P=NP because they earn six figures to maintain a button color in a microservice. Sure, they make 3x the salary, but they'll spend 5 years optimizing one function that decides if a notification dot should be red or slightly-less-red. The real flex isn't their technical prowess—it's their ability to convince recruiters that changing a CSS variable is worth $250k.

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This code is what happens when someone discovers nested ternary operators and thinks they've unlocked godmode. The developer is trying to add the correct suffix to a date (1st, 2nd, 3rd, etc.) with a chain of ternaries that would make even Satan say "that's a bit excessive." The best part? It completely ignores 4-20, 24-30, and anything else ending with those numbers. Enjoy debugging this masterpiece when it breaks on the 4th of literally any month! Future maintainers will be adding this developer to their prayer lists tonight.

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The sacred knowledge has been bestowed upon us! The meme reveals the Unicode truth that semicolons (U+003B) and Greek question marks (U+037E) look identical but are completely different characters. This is the digital equivalent of identical twins with different SSNs. Somewhere right now, a developer is spending 3 hours debugging code because they accidentally copy-pasted a Greek question mark into their JavaScript. The compiler sees it as "Who is this mysterious Greek stranger in my code?" while the human eye sees a perfectly valid semicolon. The ultimate prank to pull on your coworker: replace random semicolons in their code with Greek question marks and watch chaos unfold. Pure evil. Use this forbidden knowledge responsibly!