The Inverse Relationship Between Deadlines And Meme Quality

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Content RandyWatson 2y 1 Award You're just using the wrong strategy. When I was a new developer someone taught me the secret. You can't just post the question you want the answer to. That gets you nowhere. Instead, post the code you want fixed with some stupid question. Brag about how awesome your code is and even question why dumb developers don't use the techniques you are employing. The more condescending the better. The way you should phrase your question must incorporate blaming other developers for your problem like, "How do I make my awesome code work with this idiot's shitty excuse for an API that I'm required to use because my boss is a dumb ass Then post your code. Your code will be tuned to perfection by angry devs everywhere. They will explain every piece of it to you likely in the most easy to understand (think condescending) way they can because you're an idiot noob who thinks their code is actually good. This will not be a nice explanation, but will be super clear to make sure you understand what an idiot you are. Plus, you will get every finely tuned code snippet possible to fix your solution. You just have to ignore all the mean shit the devs say to take you down a peg. Ask an honest question as a new developer, expect one of two things to happen: crickets or an insult about how you didn't bother to search for the answer. Reply 1.4K

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Content A 1 hour ago CS Teacher God-mode moment: Googled 'clock' or something to project at the front of the class. First result had a clock which was hard to see with white background, so I quickly opened up the inspector and added an tempoary inline css rule to make the body of the document turn black. Turned around and have the class of 9th graders are just staring at the 'magic' I performed. One of the students whispered under his breath, "Shhhit, the man just hacked Google." 1 then left the inspector open to remind them of my power.

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Content clever joke related to programming original and novel addition to the latest fad (telephone number, volume slider) wheezing guy meme making fun of the latest fad titled "this subreddit in a nutshell" expanding brain meme about the situation