The Inverse Relationship Between Deadlines And Meme Quality

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Content WHEN YOU ARRIVE AT WORK, AND SEE PRODUCTION IS DOWN I'M TAKING THE DAY OFF imofligasem

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Ever opened a PR from an AI and seen comments like // This is a for loop that iterates through the array ? Welcome to the world of AI-generated documentation—where stating the painfully obvious is considered helpful. It's like having that one intern who explains what a keyboard is every time you sit down to code. Next up: ChatGPT will helpfully inform you that your function returns a value and that variables store data. Revolutionary stuff.

If the Rust compiler were an anime girl, she'd definitely be this savage. Rust-tan is basically your coding drill sergeant who won't let you deploy until your memory management is perfect . The borrow checker comments hit different when you've spent 6 hours trying to figure out why your code won't compile only to realize you're trying to use a variable after it's been moved. And that garbage collector line? Pure gold for anyone who's switched from a language with training wheels to Rust's "figure it out yourself" memory management. The crab hat is just *chef's kiss* - representing Ferris, Rust's unofficial mascot. Meanwhile, the terrified programmer at the bottom is all of us during our first month with Rust. Programmer socks must indeed be earned!