The Infinite Things In Programming

Einstein was onto something, but clearly wasn't a programmer. The universe and human stupidity? Sure. But WinRAR's trial period? That's just the tip of the iceberg! Let's not forget npm install times, Windows updates when you're in a hurry, and that one bug you "fixed" six months ago that mysteriously reappeared in production. The real theory of relativity is how 5 minutes of debugging feels like 5 hours, but 5 hours of coding feels like 5 minutes... until your code doesn't compile.