The Infinite Things In Programming

Content MAKING BABIES NATURE: A woman produces a baby in 9 months PROJECT MANAGEMENT: 9 women can make a baby in a month LEAN: We concentrate on conception and birth and eliminate the waiting in the middle SCRUM: We take the baby out every 2 weeks to show the parents and ask if this is what they want and then plan the next 2 weeks growth with any changes needed AGILE: At any time we can change the baby's nationality or sex, or even decide that we now want a pair of socks instead. KANBAN: We make small baby parts one by one until we have a whole baby Author: Steve Peacocke

Who needs proper containerization when you can just document your chaos? The eternal dev dilemma: learning Docker's intricate orchestration system OR just taking 23 screenshots of your working environment like some digital hoarder. Nothing says "I'll figure it out later" quite like a folder full of PNG evidence of that one time everything actually worked. Future you will surely decipher those cryptic terminal screenshots taken at 2AM!

The modern developer's ultimate get-out-of-work card! When your manager catches you sword fighting with a coworker instead of fixing that critical production bug, just say your "code's vibing" and watch them back away slowly. It's the perfect excuse – vague enough to sound like you're doing something innovative, yet technical enough that no one wants to ask follow-up questions. Bonus points if you add "it's in a flow state" or "the algorithm is self-optimizing" while maintaining intense eye contact.

Content Software engineer SILICON SORGERER

Content SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT PROCESS 0. I can't fix this 1. Crisis of confidence 2. Questions career 3. Questions life 4. Oh it was a typo, cool

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