The Expanding Brain Of Job Descriptions

Software engineering Self-awareness Keyboard Job description Perspective Electrons

Programming Frontend Backend Webdev Physics

4 months ago 127,942 views 0 shares

The Expanding Brain Of Job Descriptions

programming-memes, developer-memes, job-description-memes, software-engineering-memes, perspective-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The AUDACITY of developers to describe their job with such grandiose terms! 💅 From "I design and build complex software systems" (yawn) to the more modest "I create websites and applications" (still pretentious), until we descend into the brutally honest "I write text on a computer" and "I press keys on a keyboard." But that final form—"I force electrons to do math"—is where the cosmic enlightenment happens! It's like watching someone's ego deflate and then suddenly TRANSCEND to quantum physics! The brain gets more illuminated with each level of self-awareness. Next time someone asks what I do, I'm skipping straight to "electron taskmaster" and watching their face melt.

More Like This

Can You Hack

Programming Security

2 months ago 126.0K views 0 shares

Can You Hack

Every developer has that one friend who thinks "can code" equals "can hack the Pentagon." The moment you mention you work with computers, they immediately assume you're some kind of digital sorcerer who can break into their ex's Instagram. What they don't understand is that most of us spend our days fighting with merge conflicts and Googling how to center a div for the 500th time. Hacking? I can barely get my code to compile before the standup meeting.

Types Of Development Illustrated

Programming Webdev Javascript Frontend Backend

1 month ago 163.3K views 1 shares

Types Of Development Illustrated

The perfect restaurant analogy for web development doesn't exi— Frontend: The elegant dining area with mood lighting and plants. Pretty, inviting, but completely useless without someone cooking the actual food. Backend: The industrial kitchen where the real magic happens. Efficient, practical, and absolutely zero concern for aesthetics. Just don't let the customers see it. API: The waiter who shuttles data between kitchen and customers with a smile. Doesn't cook or decide the menu, just faithfully delivers whatever's requested. Full Stack: That hipster food truck that somehow does everything with minimal space and maximum efficiency. Jack of all trades, master of sleep deprivation.

Mommy Is My Master

Programming

1 year ago 25.7K views 0 shares

mommyIsMyMaster | ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content master is widely adopted trunk makes sense main is not racist prod pro dev god even less characters mommy

Thanks for being real with me, Avast.

Programming

3 years ago 22.0K views 0 shares

Thanks for being real with me, Avast. | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Notifications Shortcuts Time 19:495408 Tuesday Now Avast is running. We're always looking out for you 19:49 O 19:49 O la Nothing is safe. Tap to open. 19:49 O vodafone NL 5

My Idea Too

Programming

7 months ago 47.7K views 0 shares

myIdeaToo | programmer-memes, code-memes, design-memes, designer-memes, program-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content DESIGNERS Look, we have similar ideas. No! You stole my idea. PROGRAMMERS Man, I stole your code. It's not my code.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet

Programming

2 years ago 31.0K views 0 shares

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet | try-memes, electron-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Lorem Ipsum is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry. Lorem Ipsum has been the industry's standard dummy text ever since the 1500s, when an unknown printer took a galley of type and scrambled it to make a type specimen book. It has survived not only five centuries, but also the leap into electronic typesetting, remaining essentially unchanged. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eismod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur.