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Ah, the classic software development cycle illustrated with feline precision! First panel: We start with a beautiful blueprint cat—meticulously designed with perfect proportions and elegant lines. Engineering perfection! Second panel: Resource allocation at its finest—80% of effort goes to the tail (that feature nobody will use), 14% to the legs (core functionality), 4% to the head (user interface), and a whopping 2% to the actual body (everything else that matters). Third and fourth panels: The pre-beta and post-beta cats look identical because let's be honest—nobody actually fixes anything during beta testing. Fifth panel: What the customer wanted? A FREAKING TIGER. Not even remotely close to a house cat. Sixth panel: Two versions later, the software has evolved into... a cat with an existential crisis and identity issues. Final panel: The ultimate truth bomb—despite delivering something completely wrong, users still stick around with a resigned "I still like you anyway." And the software's response? "TOOTS." Because at this point, it's just farting out updates.