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USB C? You Mean USA C?
Hardware Programming
13 days ago 151.5K views 0 shares
USB C? You Mean USA C?
The search engine just casually autocorrecting "usb c" to "usa c" is the perfect metaphor for American exceptionalism in tech. Like that one coworker who insists their homegrown solution is better than industry standards. "Why use universal standards when we can make our own proprietary thing that works with exactly nothing else?" Ten years of engineering experience has taught me that standardization is just a theoretical concept somewhere between unicorns and proper documentation.

The Evolution Of A Developer's Search History
Programming Webdev Javascript Frontend Backend
2 months ago 197.1K views 0 shares
The Evolution Of A Developer's Search History
First day of programming: "Let me just Google this regex real quick." Ten years later: "Let me just DuckDuckGo this regex real quick." The only thing that changes after a decade of coding is your search engine preference and privacy concerns. Regex remains the eternal mystery that no one bothers to memorize. It's like learning to fold fitted sheets – technically possible but why torture yourself?

Do You Mean Unemployment
Golang Webdev Programming Frontend
2 months ago 264.7K views 0 shares
Do You Mean Unemployment
SWEET MOTHER OF CAREER SUICIDE! 😱 Searching for "go for ui" and DuckDuckGo has the AUDACITY to suggest "unemployment" as a related term?! The search engine isn't just returning results—it's predicting your ENTIRE FUTURE! Apparently learning UI in Go is the digital equivalent of writing your own professional obituary. The algorithm knows what happens to those brave souls who venture down this path—their LinkedIn profiles slowly fade into oblivion as they're consumed by bizarre component libraries no human should ever have to endure. The machine has SPOKEN, darling, and it's basically saying "abandon hope all ye who enter here!"