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The Suez Canal Of Software Development
Agile Devops Programming
16 days ago 205.8K views 1 shares
The Suez Canal Of Software Development
The infamous Suez Canal blockage meets software development! Programmers are the aircraft carrier trying to make actual progress, while project managers are the Ever Given ship blocking the entire canal with bureaucracy. Nothing kills productivity quite like the unholy trinity of timeline reviews, Jira updates, and the dreaded "let's have another status meeting." Meanwhile, actual code sits unwritten, bugs remain unfixed, and deadlines drift further into fantasy land. The greatest maritime disaster of 2021 perfectly symbolizes what happens when management processes become so bloated they prevent any actual work from getting done. But sure, let's discuss our sprint velocity while the ship is literally stuck.

The Eternal Graveyard Of Side Projects
Programming Webdev Agile Frontend
5 months ago 127.3K views 0 shares
The Eternal Graveyard Of Side Projects
The Ever Given ship stuck in the Suez Canal perfectly represents my project management skills. That massive hull labeled "MY TO-DO LIST OF PROJECTS" isn't going anywhere, while the tiny excavator labeled "MY PROGRESS" is just pathetically scraping away at the edge. Meanwhile, I'm off starting "ANOTHER TO-DO APP" because clearly that's what will solve my productivity issues. Nothing says "competent developer" like having 47 unfinished projects and deciding the solution is project number 48.

The Magical Disappearing Coding Skills
Programming Debugging Testing
5 months ago 102.7K views 0 shares
The Magical Disappearing Coding Skills
The AUDACITY of this meme! 💀 On the left, we've got the junior dev coding in private - a majestic cruise ship PERFECTLY navigating a narrow canal with millimeter precision. But the RIGHT side? That's the EXACT SAME DEVELOPER the millisecond a senior walks by - suddenly transforming into the infamous Ever Given ship blocking the entire Suez Canal in a catastrophic sideways disaster! Because nothing says "I swear I know what I'm doing" like your code mysteriously breaking the moment someone with experience glances in your direction. It's like your fingers forget how to type and your brain forgets what a function is!