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Get Hired, Fix Bug, Refuse To Elaborate, Leave

Get Hired, Fix Bug, Refuse To Elaborate, Leave
The ultimate power move: join company, fix the one thing that's been driving you insane as a user, then immediately peace out. This is basically the software development equivalent of walking into a room, flipping a light switch that nobody else could figure out, and moonwalking away while everyone's jaw hits the floor. It's like they woke up and chose violence, but the sophisticated kind where you actually make things better before disappearing into the sunset. The sheer audacity of solving a problem and then immediately submitting your notice is just *chef's kiss*. Somewhere, a product manager is still staring at their screen in disbelief.

What Gives People Feelings Of Power

What Gives People Feelings Of Power
Nothing says "I'm basically a tech wizard" like casually typing commands in a terminal while non-programmers watch in awe. Money and status? Pathetic. But watching someone's eyes widen as you cd into a directory and run ls -la ? Pure, unfiltered dopamine. The best part is when you throw in some completely unnecessary commands just for the theatrical effect. sudo something. Anything. Watch them gasp.

The Corporate Dictator's Coding Method

The Corporate Dictator's Coding Method
The ultimate power move: writing your entire program in the comments section like you're dictating to a room of terrified junior devs. No IDE. No version control. Just raw intimidation and questionable life choices. Bonus points if you're wearing a suit while doing it. The perfect intersection of "I'm too important to write my own code" and "I don't trust any of you to understand my vision without me spelling it out character by character."