The Code Handoff Paradox

Legacy code documentation Code comments Spaghetti code Code review Technical debt Code handoff Maintainability Clean code

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The Code Handoff Paradox

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Ah, the sacred ritual of code handoffs. Six months of work, zero documentation, and now two devs staring at each other with the same confused expression. "Add comments," says the first guy who wrote 2,000 lines of spaghetti code with variable names like 'x1' and 'temp_fix_v3'. Meanwhile, the second dev is secretly planning to rewrite the whole thing anyway because "it's faster than understanding someone else's logic." The circle of life in software development continues...

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