The Butterfly Effect: Tech Edition

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Content After all... why not? Why shouldn't random () always return 4

Content namespace std; using int; using void; 8 using timet; using d bool; 10 define ? auto 11 define no enum 12 define false 13 define de true 14 define "evil" 15 define O::makeshared 16 define virtual 17 define ::cout 18 define ::endl 19 templatesclass 20 using 3 0:: vector; 21 templateclass O 22 using it shared ptr; 24 00 5 8, 8, 18, 3; ( return O:: rand(); ) 0 return ; 3 28 struct I I 99() 0; 29 struct il 30 struct struct 32 struct 33 struct struct main ( (90) 1: 1: for : o return () ;

Content 1 2 Edef isEven (x) : return 82 0 1 Edef isEven (x) : return not bool (x 1) 1 2 3 4 Odef isEven (x) : while x 1: X - 2 return x 1 2 3 Odef isEven (x) : while True: ans input ("Is id even? yn n" x) if str.lower (ans 0) return True elif str.lower (ans 0) "n" return False

Selective blindness is a core developer skill. Those TODOs are like the digital equivalent of that pile of laundry you've been stepping over for weeks. Sure, they're there, screaming for attention with their all-caps urgency, but acknowledging them would mean actually having to do something about them. Better to just pretend they don't exist until code review forces your hand. Future you can deal with it – that guy's always been a bit of a sucker anyway.

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