The bane of my existence

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The ultimate "don't touch my stuff" starter pack for Linux elitists! Split keyboards, weird ergonomic mice, and the Arch Linux logo - because nothing says "I'm better than you" quite like a setup that requires a PhD to understand. Arch users have mastered the art of making their computers so intimidating that no one dares ask to check their email on it. Smart move - saves them from having to explain why they spent 3 days configuring a desktop that still occasionally crashes when they try to print something.

Oh the MORAL DILEMMA of every programmer! 😂 The spouse thinks Googling solutions is "cheating" while every developer knows it's just standard operating procedure ! That moment of panic when a non-tech person confesses to "cheating" in programming and you're torn between explaining that Stack Overflow is basically our collective brain or letting them feel like a coding rebel. Spoiler alert: we ALL "cheat" - it's called efficient problem-solving! The real sin would be retyping code from scratch when perfectly good solutions are just a search away!

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