The Actual Reason Behind My Hairfall

Content DON'T CARE ABOUT DATA STORAGE COSTS COMPRESS THE DATA TO REDUCE DATA STORAGE COSTS IMPLEMENT DATA DEDUPLICATION, ARCHIVING AND COMPRESSION NO DATA, NO COST

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The duality of a developer's existence in one perfect image. During normal work hours, we're all exhausted, brain-fried zombies staring blankly at error messages. But something magical happens at 3AM—suddenly we're coding superheroes with dual monitors, RGB lighting, and solutions to problems that stumped us for weeks. The code that wouldn't compile at 2PM mysteriously works flawlessly at 3AM. It's not caffeine, it's not desperation—it's the cosmic joke of programming where productivity inversely correlates with reasonable working hours.

Content What's your secret that could literally ruin your life if it came out? I'm a Senior Software Engineer working for groundbreaking new super secretive projects for one of the companies in the top 10 of the Fortune 500. And 1 actually don't have the faintest clue what I'm doing. I Google almost everything and string things together in a sorta sensible way, and people are happy as can be for some reason. By now I'm pretty sure I'm in a social experiment, or maybe l'm the village idiot they have to entertain so that I don't go outside and break things that matter. They call it "imposter syndrome" but like, really, guys. I really don't know what the hell I'm doing. It's just Google answering my endless stream of questions. I only successfully passed the job interview because they gave me plenty of time (without me doing it live) to work on their job-interview-assignment. My six-figure salary feels so unjust. I often see people working at a fast food joint who seem smarter than I am. And I could set fire to a kettle boiling water; they're at least flipping burgers, which I can't do without causing gender-reveal-esque disasters.

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