The Actual Reason Behind My Hairfall

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The Actual Reason Behind My Hairfall

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Hobby coders: pristine, well-groomed, and probably still think programming is "fun." Meanwhile, professional developers look like they've been through a hurricane while chugging energy drinks just to stay conscious. Nothing destroys your will to live (and your hairline) quite like that 3 AM production bug that "works on my machine." The transformation from bright-eyed hobbyist to sleep-deprived code zombie takes approximately one sprint planning meeting and two deadline extensions.

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