TFW you have to end a function call

Content the 'h' in 'software development' stands for 'happiness'

Content The Compiler Are you sure this will work? Me trying random code Laughs I have no idea!

Content When you just declared a variable and the IDE is already complaining about how you haven't used it anywhere: We get there when we get there!

Content EMERGENCY ALERTS 7m ago Emergency Alert There is no missile threat or danger to the State of Hawaii. Repeat. False Alarm. EMERGENCY ALERTS 45m ago Emergency Alert BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Content INTERNS SEEING THEIR CODE CHANGE GOING IN PROD

Oh, you're "self-taught"? *raises eyebrow skeptically* The internet trinity of knowledge silently judges your claim. Let's be honest—your "independent learning journey" was actually: 1. Copying Stack Overflow answers from Quora 2. Watching 47 YouTube tutorials at 2x speed 3. Frantically Googling error messages at 3AM Nobody becomes a developer in a vacuum. Your real teachers were these three digital uncles giving you that knowing look. The only truly original code you wrote was probably "Hello World"—and even then, you probably checked the syntax twice.