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Content When a linux user can't tell anyone he uses linux for 5 minutes.

Content WHY DO JAVA DEVELOPERS WEAR GLASSES? BECAUSE THEY CAN'T CH WWWTHETASTELESSTREN.COM

OMG! This absolute GENIUS just solved political debates FOREVER with 10 lines of Python! 💅 The code elegantly ensures only ONE microphone works at a time—a technological miracle that debate moderators have been DESPERATELY praying for since the dawn of democracy! Imagine politicians actually waiting their turn instead of screaming over each other like toddlers fighting for the last juice box! Revolutionary! The fact this person had to advertise their services at 1:45 AM is the cherry on top of this tragic sundae of unrecognized brilliance. Someone get this person a Nobel Peace Prize... or at least a job interview! 🏆

Content megapope self driving cars aren't even hard to make lol just program it not to hit stuff e ronpaulhdwallpapers if(going ToHitStuff) ( dont();

Content I'm not sure what Agile, Waterfall or Scrum is and at this point l'm too afraid to ask. made with mematic ProdrammerHumor.io