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That's not a hamster wheel, it's a developer wheel. Sprint 385 and still running on empty promises. The poor LEGO dev thinking "just one more story point and I'll get that promotion" while management watches with that smile that says "keep running, we've got shareholders to please." Seven years in and I'm still waiting for that mythical 20% time to work on technical debt. Meanwhile, the Agility cards scattered around are just decoration for the investor tour.

Doctors claim Googling symptoms doesn't make you a medical professional, while programmers nervously avoid eye contact after building entire careers on Stack Overflow answers. The monkey puppet meme perfectly captures that moment when you realize your entire codebase is just a patchwork of copied solutions you don't fully understand. Your degree is basically a $40,000 certificate in advanced searching.

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