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The senior developer staring into your soul with that thousand-yard stare isn't just finding bugs—they're having flashbacks to when they wrote that monstrosity at 2am fueled by nothing but desperation and energy drinks. They don't need debugging tools. They remember exactly which caffeine-induced hallucination led to that particular line of code. It's not intuition; it's PTSD with syntax highlighting.

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Google asks for a strong password with letters, numbers, and symbols. User responds with HTML tags that make the word "Password" both and an . Technically, it's a mix of symbols and letters. Technically correct—the best kind of correct. Security experts are currently rocking back and forth in the corner.

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