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That smug seal face is literally every developer who put "proficient in React" on their resume after completing a 3-hour YouTube tutorial. Nothing quite matches the serene bliss of frantically Googling syntax while your senior dev waits for that feature you claimed would be "super easy." The audacity of us all to list technologies we've merely waved at from a distance as "skills" is the foundation upon which our entire industry stands.

Content When someone asks: "How can vou be a programmer without a computer science degree?" - Not to worry have a permit I can do what I want. Ron

Content Jake Wharton JakeWharton The opposite of "it's like riding a bike" is "it's like programming in bash" A phrase which means that no matter how many times you do something, you will have to re-learn it every single time.

Content Aaron Patters... Apr 20, 2016 I like to add and m any time I submit online forms because I know that some developer is going to see it and wonder if they have a bug 125 17 4K 5.5K

The duality of programmer existence in stick figure form! On the left, a red error has our stick friend in full existential meltdown mode: "Holy shit we're all gonna die!!!!" Meanwhile, on the right, a yellow warning could literally be announcing the heat death of the universe, and our programmer is just... snoozing through it. Warnings are basically just spicy comments at this point. Your code has 47 warnings? Whatever, ship it. But ONE error? Time to question your career choices, update your resume, and possibly fake your own death.