Speaking Truth

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PROPRIETARY (HEY SOFTWARE, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS WEAR THAT MASK? PROPRIE- TARY SOFTWARE PROPRIE- TARY SOFTWARE I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW MY CODE SUCKS OWLTURD.COM PROPRIE TARY SOFTWARE (LET'S KEEP THIS ON. PROPRIE- TARY SOFTWA

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