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STOP THE PRESSES! Another developer just announced they're making something with "vibe coding" and "AI" and the entire tech community is ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED! 😱 The same revolutionary idea that approximately 47,392 developers had this morning while brushing their teeth! It's the coding equivalent of saying "I breathe oxygen" and expecting a standing ovation. The audacity! The innovation! Someone call the Nobel committee immediately because apparently slapping "AI" on your project is still considered groundbreaking in the year of our lord 2023!

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