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Behold, the digital equivalent of leaving your front door wide open with a neon sign saying "ROBBERS WELCOME!" This masterpiece of security features: Fetching ALL user records into memory (because who needs efficiency?) Comparing passwords in plain text (encryption is overrated anyway) That magnificent if ("true" === "true") statement that always evaluates to true, making the function return false regardless of authentication success Setting a cookie that expires in 1 second (hope you type fast!) Hackers don't even need to try with this one. They can just wait for the inevitable security breach to happen on its own. It's like watching a car crash in slow motion, except the car is your entire user database.

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Grandma dev isn't wrong. Modern "software engineering" is often just gluing together 47 npm packages and hoping nothing breaks after the next update. Remember when we actually designed systems instead of just importing half of GitHub? Those were the days when UML diagrams weren't just decorations for PowerPoint presentations and "technical debt" meant more than "I'll fix it later" (narrator: they never did). The old guard remembers when optimization meant squeezing performance out of every byte, not just throwing more AWS instances at the problem.

That feeling when your error handling code has more error handling than your actual code. This masterpiece has it all - double-checking if modified_by is None (twice!), handling singular vs plural "record" vs "records", and enough nested conditionals to make your code reviewer contemplate a career change. The cherry on top? Converting IDs to integers with a try-except block that can throw yet another error. It's not spaghetti code, it's a gourmet pasta experience with extra exception sauce!

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Turns out Confucius was secretly a software engineer! The meme brilliantly captures the existential dread of pair programming - where two developers share one keyboard and enough frustration to fill two coffins. Anyone who's survived a pair programming session knows the truth here. One person types while the other points out every single mistake, questions your variable naming choices, and silently judges your tab vs. spaces preference. It's basically marriage counseling with more semicolons. The "dig two graves" part isn't just for dramatic effect - it's for your dignity and your friendship. Prepare accordingly.