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The eternal programmer struggle summed up in 11 words. We spend our days shouting instructions at silicon, hoping it might cooperate. "I tell computers to do things. Sometimes they listen." That's not just programming—that's an abusive relationship with technology where you're the one being gaslit. The computer knows exactly what you want but chooses violence instead. And the best part? When it finally works, you have no idea why. Just nod and back away slowly before it changes its mind.

Content ME WAITING FOR THE COMPILER TO FINISH AFTER CHANGING THE PUNCTUATION OF A COMMENT

That moment when your coworker submits a pull request with 10,000 lines of code and you just approve it without even looking at it. "LGTM" (Looks Good To Me) is the digital equivalent of "yeah whatever, ship it" while leaning back in your chair with zero accountability. The best part? You'll be on vacation when it inevitably breaks production next week.

Content You can choose any language) you like, but our preference is in this order: Golang Python Java C C (Anything else you choose) () Javascript is not a language. Please do not choose this.

Content When you read the code you wrote a month ago and you are still able to understand what it does I'm still worthy!

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