Slight Adjustments

Software engineering Technical debt Refactoring Code review Code quality Clean code Best practices Code organization Helper functions Function length

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23 days ago 56,270 views 0 shares

Slight Adjustments

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The classic "solve one problem by creating three more" approach! Instead of actually refactoring that monstrosity of a function, just chop it into three equally cryptic helpers and call it a day. The code reviewer's sunglasses aren't dark enough to hide their disappointment, but hey—technically you followed the "functions should be shorter" rule. It's not spaghetti code anymore; it's spaghetti with meatballs. Bonus points if helper2() just calls helper1() and helper3() with zero actual logic changes.

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