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Designers will fight to the death over who thought of rounded corners first. Programmers? We've all copy-pasted from Stack Overflow so much that code ownership is basically a philosophical debate at this point. And GitHub users have evolved past shame entirely—stealing code isn't theft, it's "collaboration" and "open source contribution." Fork it, slap your name on the README, call it a day. The real power move is when someone forks your repo, makes zero changes, and somehow gets more stars than you.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of those cleaning apps! 💀 Here I am, a sophisticated developer who's been RELIGIOUSLY deleting every cleaning app that dares to appear on my system because they're just resource-hogging PARASITES that do NOTHING but give you the illusion of optimization while secretly plotting to steal your RAM! And now you're telling me some people actually USE them?! The BETRAYAL! The SCANDAL! It's like finding out people still use Internet Explorer BY CHOICE! Next thing you'll tell me is that someone actually reads those Terms of Service agreements! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

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When your code is so optimized that it becomes a UX problem. The Carfax devs built a report generator that could crunch data in under 10ms, but users were convinced it was fake because "nothing that fast can be real." So the frontend team literally added a fake loading bar with random delays to make it feel more legitimate. This is peak software development: spending years optimizing performance, only to artificially slow it down because humans have been conditioned by decades of slow software to distrust anything that actually works well. We've trained users to equate "slow = working hard" and "fast = probably broken." The fact that this fake progress bar is allegedly still in production today is *chef's kiss*. Somewhere in that codebase is a setTimeout() that exists purely for psychological reasons. That's not technical debt—that's emotional support code.