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tell a programmer joke Here is a programmer joke: Why do programmers always have to wear gloves? Because they can’t C! This joke plays on the fact that the programming language C is often abbreviated as "C sharp". The joke is a pun on the phrase "see sharp", which is a reference to the sharp objects that programmers often need to handle, such as needles and scalpels. In the joke, the programmer is wearing gloves to protect themselves from these sharp objects.