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HONEY, PLEASE! Haskell programmers standing in front of their conspiracy theory walls trying to convince you that monads are "just like burritos" and pure functions are "totally intuitive." Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here writing loops that actually DO something instead of contemplating the philosophical implications of lazy evaluation for eight hours. The mathematical purity is KILLING me! 💀

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When your non-tech friends marvel at your "beautiful code" but you're just a professional Stack Overflow archaeologist who excavated that algorithm from a 2013 thread with 3 upvotes. The audacity to take credit while knowing deep down you couldn't recreate it from scratch if your job depended on it. The smile says "genius" but the conscience whispers "fraud."

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