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The eternal curse of the programmer brain! At work, you're daydreaming about beaches and freedom, but the moment you actually make it to paradise? Your mind betrays you with thoughts of unfinished code and that refactoring you've been putting off. It's like our brains are hardwired with a cruel irony module - we can never truly escape the IDE. The beach is just an expensive place to think about work with better scenery and more expensive drinks. The true programmer vacation paradox: the further you get from your laptop, the more your brain wants to code. Whoever said "leave work at work" clearly wasn't debugging in their dreams.