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You know you've made it as a developer when your code working correctly feels suspicious . We've been so conditioned by bugs, edge cases, and production fires that success triggers our fight-or-flight response. That Kermit stare through the rainy window? That's you watching your code pass all tests on the first try, wondering what cosmic horror you've unleashed that you just haven't discovered yet. Give it 10 minutes—production will find it.

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The pre-vacation documentation marathon—where senior devs frantically explain every obscure codebase quirk, deployment ritual, and that one server that crashes if you look at it wrong. Then the inevitable horror upon return: discovering your meticulously crafted knowledge transfer resulted in precisely zero progress. The junior dev was too terrified to touch anything without your divine approval, and now your inbox contains 47 "quick questions" that could've been answered by reading the docs you spent 9 hours creating. Classic case of knowledge transfer theater!