The quantum mechanics of software development! First tweet gives us "Schroedinger's code" - where your buggy mess exists in a superposition of working/broken until someone runs the code and collapses the wave function. But the reply delivers the knockout punch - if a client discovers your bug before you do, just smile confidently and say "Yes, that was TOTALLY intentional functionality." The universal developer's get-out-of-jail-free card that's been saving careers since COBOL was cutting edge. The ultimate professional gaslighting technique that somehow still works in 2024.
Schrödinger's Feature: The Quantum Mechanics Of Bug Reports
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