Schrödinger's Feature: The Quantum Mechanics Of Bug Reports

That awkward moment when your CTO realizes the legal implications of AI-generated code and suddenly wants attribution. Developers who've been copy-pasting from ChatGPT for months are now sweating profusely. Nothing says "professional software development" quite like frantically ctrl+F-ing through your codebase to figure out which parts you actually wrote versus which parts you prompted an AI to hallucinate. The best part? Nobody actually knows where liability falls, so we're all just adding comments and praying we don't get sued into oblivion.

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HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE SACRED TRADITION OF i,j VARIABLES?! The AUDACITY! Since the dawn of coding time, we've used i and j for loop counters like it was handed down from the programming gods themselves. Try using 'x' or 'counter' in your loops and watch as senior devs spontaneously combust at their desks. It's not just convention—it's PROGRAMMING LAW, and we will defend it with the same intensity as tabs vs. spaces or where to put curly braces. Don't even THINK about using meaningful variable names in your loops—that's heresy of the highest order!

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