Say "Vibe Coding" Again, I Dare You

Source: xkcd-624 Ah yes, the internet in its natural habitat : a perfectly engineered ecosystem designed to waste your time with maximum efficiency . After extensive research, I've concluded that ad-blocking isn't just software—it's a survival tool for anyone with more than two functional brain cells. The fact that I can't distinguish between actual services and absurdist parody ( "GitHub for lesbians" really?) is definitive proof that humanity's technological evolution has reached its pinnacle. Congratulations, internet; you've successfully optimized distraction to the point where even attempting productivity feels like a quaint, outdated concept.

Content Professor: - You have to learn some technologies your self, the university won't teach you everything. Me: - Can we send you a github link for the assignment? Proffessor: - No, zip it and send it via e-mail.

Content Mom: You won't get a job by staying on your computer all day Programmers:

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Content Have you ever heard of Qualcomm, innovator and creator of cell phone technology? Oh yeah. Qualcomm has been inventing and licensing their ideas to tech companies for years. 10 bucks?!? That's obscene! How can poor poor Apple, the world's largest tech company, expect to survive Qualcomm's blatant monopolistic practices? As an Apple app developer, that's the kind of question that keeps me up at night. 2017 Jeff Lovers Did you know Apple is suing Qualcomm for having monopolistic tendencies and gouging prices? You bet! Their patents cost Apple around 10 per iPhone. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pay Apple my annual 99 app developer fee, plus 30 of all app sales, and shop for a new Macintosh computer, the only hardware I'm allowed to use when submitting to ilunes, as mandated by the Apple Developer Agreement. Don' Hit Save - donthitsave.com