Say "Vibe Coding" Again, I Dare You

The AUDACITY of Project Managers thinking developers are just sandbagging timelines! 💅 Honey, I could absolutely crush this feature in 4 days flat if you'd stop scheduling 17 "quick sync" meetings and asking for "just one tiny change" every 3 hours! The look on this man's face is LITERALLY me trying not to scream "I TOLD YOU SO" when the PM suggests we could "fast track" if we "really pushed ourselves." Darling, my estimates already assume I'm mainlining caffeine and skipping bathroom breaks!

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Content Posted by IllEarth8585 11 months 0 2 9 5 5 m 60.5k Programmers who will code themselves out of a job sounds soo - - juvenile. other BUN Kelly Kochanski, Phillip Remaker and Alec Cawley upvoted 2h X Carey Aydelotte Follow humanish Sun Will software engineers ever stop being in demand? There are two schools of thought. Those with a background in business see developers as commodities and fully believe that programmers will program themselves out of a job field. The idea is that in some distant future, jobs like project manager, product manager, and marketing manager will still be critical but programmers themselves will be extinct as a result of the tools they created. The other school of thought is hard to understand because the programmers are laughing so hard they can't talk. 13.4K views View 964 upvotes View 4 shares 3004005138 You, Phillip Remaker, Michael Jorgensen and 7 more upvoted this 964 G4 0 34 2 000 2.8k Comments Share I Save Hide Report 95 Upvoted

Who needs Dropbox when you've got unlimited repos? The real GitHub pro move isn't collaboration—it's exploiting that sweet, sweet free storage. Nothing says "senior developer" like having a private repo called "vacation_pics_2023" with 500 commits that are just JPEGs of your dog at the beach. GitHub staff probably wondering why someone needs to version control 8GB of wedding photos with commit messages like "final_final_ACTUALLY_FINAL.jpg".

Content PAIR PROGRAMMING? ARE YOU CRAZY? IT WOULD HALVE THE PRODUCTIVITY OF THE TEAM! TWITTER.COM VINCENTONL ALRIGHT, LET'S DO A FOUR HOURS MEETING. EVERYONE IN THE COMPANY MUST ATTEND.

Content DILBERT IM NOT AN ENGINEER, SO THIS MIGHT BE A DUMB QUESTION SILBERT COM SCOTTADAMSSAYS BUT WHY CAN'T WE 3-D PRINT A BLOCKCHAIN AND HTML IT INTO A BITCOIN? 4-20-18 03018 Beott Adaan, Tac. slat. by Andrems Mchoel ALICE CAN ANSWER THAT. I QUIT.