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Content CATALIN PIT 9 catalinmpit V Divide 2020 by 5 and you get 404. Essentially this year is an error message. Maybe that explains why the world stopped functioning properly this year. Someone pick this Jira ticket and fix the bugs, please?

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Content spend 5 minutes doing it manually spend 5 hours writing a program to do it automatically

Ah, the infamous Y2K countdown—23:59 on December 31, 1999. That magical moment when developers worldwide were either drunk with confidence or hiding in bunkers because their lazy predecessors decided two digits for years was "future-proof enough." Billions spent fixing code, mass hysteria about planes falling from the sky, and nuclear missiles launching themselves... only for absolutely nothing catastrophic to happen. The greatest anticlimax in tech history, brought to you by the same industry that now thinks blockchain will solve world hunger.

The brutal truth from a seasoned dev who's seen too many startups crash and burn. While security professionals are having panic attacks about SQL injection, the average "vibe-based" app developer is just trying to ship something— anything —that someone might actually use. That "move fast and break things" mentality isn't just a motto—it's financial survival. Your app with military-grade encryption is worthless if nobody wants it. The harsh reality? Most apps die from irrelevance, not hackers. Security can always be patched later... if you're lucky enough to have users who care.

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