Ruby On Rails Or Something Idk

The AUDACITY of my brain to think I can build a full-stack AI-powered blockchain app with real-time everything when I can barely remember how to center a div! 💀 The gap between my grandiose vision and my actual knowledge is so vast you could fit the entire npm registry in it. Meanwhile, I'm over here Googling "how to exit vim" for the 47th time while my project plan looks like it was written by a tech CEO during a fever dream.

Content Me developing a new programming language Me developing a new programming language The Tanguage I coded it on?

BEHOLD! The entire programmer existence condensed into one TRAGIC timeline! From innocent birth to the cold, cold grave, we're just screaming at our screens in eternal confusion! 😱 First phase: "I don't know why this code isn't working!" *frantically bangs head on keyboard while chugging energy drinks* Second phase: "I don't know why this code IS working!" *stares suspiciously at functioning code like it's about to explode* THE AUDACITY of the universe to make us spend our ENTIRE EXISTENCE oscillating between these two states of magnificent confusion! And they expect us to pay TAXES on top of this?!

Content Brothers and sisters are natural enemies Or Developers and Managers Or Developers and other Developers Like Developers and Clients Or Developers and Product owners Damn Developers, they ruined Programming!

Content Fact 3 A parent may kill its children if the task assigned to them is no longer needed.

Content And you've got a lot of errors for someone who likes code Compiler I don't like code, I love it. Compiler And if I don't love it, I don't compile it.