Reusing code

Content When the junior dev that usually answers all your stupid questions is out for the day made with mematic ProdrammerHumor.io

Content MY COLLEAGUE WITH A PHO EXPLAINING THE RUG HE FOUND IN SPARK ME. REPEATEDLY TELLING HIM THERE IS A TYPO IN HIS COLUMN NAME imatip.ct

Well, that explains why my doctor keeps asking if I've been "exposed to HTML" during checkups. And here I thought my code was just dirty because of poor indentation. The real kicker? These are the same people who'll confidently tell you they "know computers" before asking you to fix their printer. This is why we can't have nice things in tech - 10% of the population thinks we're spreading disease by writing <div> tags. Next time someone asks what I do for a living, I'm just going to say "I work at McDonald's." Safer that way.

Looks like U.S. Bank just shipped the most valuable thing in programming—absolutely nothing! They're proudly announcing they've shipped null , complete with tracking capabilities. Sure, go ahead and track that non-existent card. Reminds me of those times when the backend team promises to deliver "something" by Friday, and then sends an empty JSON object. At least they're honest about shipping nothing instead of pretending it's a "feature-light release." The best part? Null is apparently "on its way" to an address they have "on file"—which probably means it'll arrive exactly never to precisely nowhere.

Content Thursday I never knew I was this popular A colleague pinged me today, she asked me "The steps to reproduce" 21:08 V

Content DID EVERYONE ON THE TEAM ADDRESS THE ERROR I HIGHLIGHTED TO BE ACTIONED AT LINE 2036P YES, AFTER 12 HOURS OF TESTING WE CAN NOW ARRIVE AT THE SAME ERROR 63 FASTER USING 163KB OF LESS MEMORY