Replace Binary To Unlock God

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Replace Binary To Unlock God
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Someone's been coding on mushrooms again! This cosmic genius wants to replace binary's 0s and 1s with 0s and 9s to "unlock God" in our code. Because apparently the number 9 "contains all numbers 1-8" and will bring "real sentience" to our programs.

Next week: replacing semicolons with tiny pictures of galaxies to achieve interdimensional compilation. The compiler errors would be spectacular - "ERROR: DIVINE PRESENCE DETECTED IN LINE 42. PLEASE SACRIFICE A MECHANICAL KEYBOARD."

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